I’m beginning to think that camels enter heaven at the same rate the rich fit through the eyes of needles

...It’s not only possibly that this democracy-depraved, spineless entity called the Democratic Party is not only ironically un-democratic, but actually quite disdainful of peasants like you and me.  It would be funny if it weren’t so epically fucked.

"Don't blame me. I voted for Kodos."

"I'll take a Trump over a Clinton for 2 reasons."

Anxiety of other cultures and over-arching intolerance of specific races is like reading “Diary of Anne Frank”  and saying out loud “Oh thank god.  At least it has a happy ending”. 

"If it’s Socialism to elect somebody whose lifeline absolutely requires democratic participation of “takers”, somebody must explain to me how that is lazier than electing somebody who promises to make America great by doing it for us.  We’ve been looking sideways and down for the answer to our problems.  I think it’s time we start looking up."